omfg
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
(Source: livenights)
My favorite tumblr user is www
you little shit
i am in dire need of affection and attention and cuddles and kisses FUCK
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
(Source: drarna)
if you like the same person as me i will make your life miserable
IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD
(Source: fabulewis)
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
I’m not saying we should have sex but we should
(Source: conorsshittyblog-thingy)
